BOOKS

Ruby and the Stone Age Diet by  Martin Millar is a huge disappintment unless you are 16 than you will probably like it. Seems like it would be cool cuz there is a guitar god in it and aliens but its not. I refuse to even finish it, no way. Than in the middle of every other page is another sub story going on and written worse about a love sick out cast lesbian WEARWOLF.. give me a break. The book glorifies promiscuity witch I have no issue with but is not something i can readily relate to and glamorizes drugs like heroin another thing i can not relate to. I have been spending a lot of time online trying to look up good books to read and am having a hard time finding ones i like.

Thought i would try something a little more Mature.. House of Leaves!!!!!!!!!

So this book is VERRY LLLLLLLLOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGG.. Way way way to long. I like the story inside the story inside the story but not the stories it was inside. It was ok reading about Johnney his crazy drug induced sex life and all but it never went any place. I wanted him to find the house and die it in like very one else. I kinda wanted to stop reading it when i realized that half the book was bull shit nonsensical pseudo intellectual mother fucking mental masturbation. I realized a little less than half way trough around page 350 that i didn't want to finish but alas i am a trouper and slogged my way through the most portentous piece of  BS ever created. I don't mind portentous BS that is profound in some place.. Well actually i do mind it but I still respect it. When did complicated end up meaning intellectual? if i write in circles and use a lot of big words and leave an elusive ending does that mean I'm a genius. No it means I'm indecisive. What if i make up a who book in a secret language and every 25 pages write smoothing that could potentially a good horror story if it was just left at that. But one word on every 25 pages may indicate a clue about how to read all 500 of the other pages.. Could that be smart? could it be a best seller? Probably considering how ridiculous this book is. Read it I dare you . No one warned me. What a waste of my time. I did like the weird house part a lot i just wish the whole book was written about that. But still i thought there was a house near where the rivers change flow direction in Minnesota where there exists a house that is bigger on the inside than the outside. and balls role up hill. Any who on to the next one.



Ok so i was bitching about 2 books in a row. Here are two that i think are good. I wont say much about them but you should read them . 

So this book here is a doozie. Its about a PI who gets sent on a chase through the sexual underbelly of the united states faced with a moral dilemma to embrace fucked up shit or shut it down. What will he do? Also his side kick is a hot poly lady ridden with tattoos and prircings.He is square. The moral fidelity of the population of the united states lies in the pages of a a second missing constitution of America by the way it is written on alien skin and oscillates at a certain frequency and carrying some hrtz. The book is funny a page turner and a fast read. 

Fortress of solitude. - boring portentous book. I learned about music a bit from it though .. weird disco and seventies stuff i would never have listened to on my own ever.  The book had a good idea but the author ruined it by thinking to hard.